SECONDS: Funny Plant Markers - Cedar Wood

Available SECONDS of the quote plant markers are listed here. What is available in the dropdown is what is available for purchase.

SECONDS will have knots, the stem may be shorter, or the wood may have some imperfections on it.

All SECONDS are 50% off list price.

DETAILS:
- The price is per stake
- Each stake is 2” W, and 4” H
- Please choose your desired quote from the drop-down list

Sassy Wooden Plant Markers – Seconds (Still Judgy, Just a Little Imperfect)

Your houseplants still have opinions—these just come with a few quirks. These seconds wooden plant label stakes feature the same sassy phrases and personality you love, with minor imperfections from the making process. Think small cosmetic flaws that don’t affect function or attitude.

Each plant marker brings humor to your watering routine (or reminder that you forgot again), making them perfect for plant decor that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Laser cut from wood and designed to tuck neatly into pots, they still do their job beautifully—just with a little extra character.

Use them to label your leafy crew, add comedy to your indoor jungle, or gift to a fellow plant lover who appreciates charm over perfection. These plant labels may not be flawless, but honestly…neither are we.

Because keeping houseplants alive is hard enough—your plant label stakes can have a little personality and a few quirks.